“Hey!”
“Hey, what?”
“Nothing.”
It gets a laugh every time.
He managed to scarf down his lunch, including sucking down a healthy portion of salsa, and then set off chasing birds throughout the patio.
On Saturday, Allen, Sawyer and I were up early, so we headed off to Einstein’s Bagels to give Susan and Jocelyn so quiet time to sleep. We had a great time having breakfast and then I surprised Sawyer by taking him to my neighborhood fire house, where the truck was out of the garage and a fireman was busy washing it and re-coiling the hoses.
Once we got going, I told him that we were riding the train underground, but that if he counted to three and blew really hard, he would make the train go outside.
Once we were ready to leave, we headed to the National Mall side of the museum, where I did my darndest to get a picture of Sawyer in front of the museum….…but he was having none of it.Two minutes later, I knew why. Poor guy was d-o-n-e!
On Saturday night, I treated Allen and Jocelyn to a date night at the Mayflower Hotel sans their son. Susan and I took Sawyer to Ted’s Montana Grill, where he normally chows down on an entire bowl of mac-n-cheese, but not on our night! Not so much as a bite, the little stinker.
Afterward, we came back to my house, pulled out the sleeper sofa and huddled in for a slumber party. We put on the movie Cars and he explained every scene to Susan and me. It’s clearly his favorite movie and he loved telling the two of us about the characters and how they’re all friends. So cute! In the middle of the movie, he turned to me and asked, “Where’s my totcorn?”
Five minutes later, he had an enormous bowl of popcorn on his lap that he wasn’t interested in sharing with his two aunties!Sunday morning began with Sawyer sitting up in bed, asking for a quesadilla. He quietly sat on my lap and started to wake up and when he realized it wasn’t his mother holding him, all hell broke loose. “I want my Mommy!” alternated with “I want my Daddy!” Oy vey.
After 5 minutes of wailing and attempting to keep it semi quiet so Susan could still sleep in the basement, I figured the hell with it. She was auntie too and could step into this nightmare with me. After a few minutes of serious crocodile tears, we realized the best course of action was avoidance. She and I started talking about how much we loved Cars and wouldn’t it be fun to watch it again, so downstairs we went to crawl back into bed. Not one to let a Cars party go on without him, Master Sawyer was back in the auntie business within a minute. Phew!
We watched a big chunk of the movie before getting Sawyer excited for his next adventure. Home Depot!
Sawyer found drills, saws, screwdrivers, hammers, tape measures and other tools that struck his fancy!
The best treat was discovering a forklift that Aunt Susie described in great detail. Who knew that Aunt Susie knew so much about forklifts! A Home Depot employee came over to use the forklift to lower a pallet of wood, which kept the little guy enthralled for 15 minutes! Hurray for Home Depot!Of course, as soon as we got back in the car, it was a reprisal of “I want my Mommy / Daddy.” Apparently, aunties are only so interesting for so long!